check.this.out. i actually stopped blogging
for four days! i am so IN CONTROL mans. ^^
and whats that line?
theworldismy oyster. =)
and the reason for breaking my blog fast?
just had to talk about the latest chinese paper -
wo bao! itsfree. andit RAWKS!
i can alr feel the love and appreciation
for our government and country.
i mean, WHICH OTHER island actually
sets aside funds to give out free papers to
its estimated 4 million population?
free english AND chinese papers? =)
well, it probably comes from the grotesque
tax funds the average Singaporean forks out,
but isnt this a investment and venture worthwhile?
hopefully the government could set aside
malay and tamil papers too to facilitate the
whole of Singapore, if we dont completely kick
out the need to buy newspapers by then! =)
Singapore rawks. *patriotic moment!*

i also realised i like to hold negotiation conferences
whenever my brain is unoccupied.
A: $900million.
B: *smiles indulgently.
A:$900 million is my last offer, Mr Kellington.
B: Mr Ledrick, id assumed you were joking.
A: i assure you now, Mr Kellington, i am deadly serious.
Merchwhile Industries is not to be trifled with, nor i.
A: Undoubtedly i trust your impeccable sense of character,
but i cannot say the same for your sense of reason.
$900million? you are forgetting that i am the customer,
Ledrick, and i am not amused.
B: *falters slightly, but Mr Kellington, a quarter of our
stock is more than enoug-
A: Waste your breath no longer, i take my leave now.
B: Wait! Stop! Id meant no insul-
A: Good day, gentlemen. *to board of shocked directors
B: No!! Please, -

*curtains fade.